Me: hi! Welcome to Lids, can I help you find anything?
Customer: yeah, I'm looking for a Yankees fitted. In all black.
My coworker Steven the wicked dark elf paladin: perhaps a blood-weeping crown of thorns would look good
this is NOT about dungeons and dragons or baldurs gape this is about my actual coworker steven who kept talking to me about getting high and playing mortal kombat
Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
we're just normal men
Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???
assessing the situation before he shoots his shot
My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they’d just be Starfire from Teen Titans’ actual, legit word for that thing.
I just realized “you kick her body like the football?” Would 100% be how she’d say that
yes yes yes. consider also:
- “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”
- all of spiders georg
- tuesday again? no problem…
- do you love the color of the sky?!
- Horse Plinko
- Ebbie deebie
- Reblub
“This is my [relationship] [name], he has every disease.”
I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
this passes the bechdel test
i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq
strong contender for post of the decade
